What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are the logical reasons against requiring an ID to vote in the USA? If the government offered to provide IDs for this purpose I fail to see why people are against it.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.